Hi Humans! May I just vent for a quick second? Thanks...Look, it's kRaZy around here, okay? I mean, it's as though everybody has lost their cotton-pickin' minds! Really. I mean, like for real, really! It's as if the ship has hit the fan! Give you an example? I'm glad you asked!
First of all, the Zoo Keepers around here have all gone insane. They're fighting over the liters of liquor that Skky Vodka had the nerve to ship in care of me, your truly. Let's just call the Zoo Keepers "Zooks" for short, okay? Anyway, the Zooks can't agree on how to split all the goods and before anyone knew it blows were being exchanged! Come on, people! Can't we just all get along?
But that's not the worst of it! Since my newfound celebrity, haters have been comin' outta the woodworks, you hear me? The lions, tigers and bears (oh my!) are all growling about how I'm soakin' up all the attention and not sharing any of the goodies. You know, the candy, the chicks, the rock n' roll, and of course, the dreaded Skky Vodka!
I mean, my own homies, the snakes that were on the plane, man...even they are turnin' on me. They're talkin' about, "How could you just up and leave us high and dry?"
Helloooooo Everybody???? Are you listening???? I didn't go anywhere!!! I was hiding, okay????
I was back in the cut reading a copy of Terri Wolffe's hot new ebook called, Desperate Desires!
Schewwww! Now that book is muy caliente! Very, very, very hot! And it's also highly recommended...so check it out asap on Barnes and Noble or Amazon.com.
(Go here for a sneak preview of the ebook: www.TerriWolffe.com)
Thanks for listening, Humans. In my next post, I'm going to dish the dirt on all those celebs who've been bribing me with goodies!
